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A MAN WITHOUT A FACE


Here is a true story by Paul Harvey.

You will be surprised who this young man turns out to be.
(Do not look at the bottom on this letter until you have read it fully.)

Years ago a hardworking man took his family from New York State to Australia to take advantage of a work opportunity there.

Part of this man's family was a handsome young son who had aspirations of joining the circus as a trapeze artist or an actor. This young fellow, biding his time until a circus job or even one as a stage hand came along, worked at the local shipyards which bordered on the worse section of town.

Walking home from work one evening this young man was attacked by five thugs who wanted to rob him. Instead of just giving up his money the young fellow resisted.

However, they bested him easily and proceeded to beat his body brutally with clubs, leaving him for dead.

When the police happened to find him lying in the road they assumed he was dead and called for the Morgue Wagon.

On the way to the morgue a policeman heard him gasp for air, and they immediately took him to the emergency unit at the hospital.

When the guy was placed on a gurney a nurse remarked to her horror, that this young man no longer had a face. Each eye socket was smashed, his skull, legs, and arms fractured, his nose literally hanging from his face, all his teeth were gone, and his jaw was almost completely torn from his skull. Although his life was spared, he spent over a year in the hospital. When he finally left, his body may have healed but his face was disgusting to look at.

He was no longer the handsome youth that everyone admired.


Allowing a space to GOD in education

Watch this short film (1:30).
Arguments in school.

Michael Jackson, sensitive spirit


The FAMOUS HAVE SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITIES.

You've left like most of the geniouses:

alone and missunderstood.

Being stoned in scandal.

They did not or could not understand clean and true love,

because they see it with stained eyes.

We know there is much one can do for the new generations

being a super-star, as you tried.

Had you done like Freddie Mercury (Queen) a video

like THE MIRACLE

proposing dangerous friendships with kids,

or perhaps siding with the Gay Lobby

perhaps they wouldn't have talked rubbish about you.

Only God knows our heart's inner intenctions...

Left to Him to judge man...

But for all I can see all that I fathom from you,

you were a good man.

Your deeds were simply great,

even though you were excentric like any other genious.

That's why, any time I hear your voice featuring,

I will remember you well and say a heartfelt prayer for you.





Sending kisses instead of money


Crisis affects families whose money comes from abroad...

Instead of money, they send kisses...

General Ayuba's nonsensical case (Jokes about a stupid man)




15. Say it in English
Humor, Jokes, laughs, short humourous stories about GENERAL AYUBA.

AYUBA bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310.. Now it is 6610'
============ ========= ========= ======
AYUBA : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
AYUBA: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
============ ========= ========= ========= ===
AYUBA: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
AYUBA : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.
============ ========= ========= ========= ====
AYUBA : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
AYUBA : No, I'll also stay with your sister.


And this is just half of it!!! (continue with the fun pressing this link...)

Heaven is worth 10 years in prison. He was forced to step in the Bible!

The Holocaust was a terrible disgrace that killed millions of human beings. We are reminded of this tragedy every now and then by films and documentaries. This must be one of the historical facts all generations are most aware of...

But there are some other holocausts, many times silent. Today we will not refer to the silent death of abortion or infanticides all over the world... Today we will talk about Christian Martyrs of the 20th Century. Specifically about the story of a man of God who refused to step on a Bible in Latvia, during the Soviet regime...

I remember our Latvian priest, Vik-tors, who during the Soviet regime in Latvia was arrested for possessing the Holy Bible. In the eyes of the Soviet agents the Holy Scriptures were an an-tirevolutionary book. The agents threw the Holy Scriptures on the floor and ordered the priest to step on it. The priest refused and instead knelt down and kissed the book. For this gesture the priest was condemned to 10 years of hard labour in Siberia.

Read the whole testimony of the Latvian Bishop (Just a page).

NEVER I WILL ACT AGAINST GOD


NEVER I WILL ACT AGAINST GOD (FORTITUDE, MARTYRS, TESTIMONY, CHRISTIANS)


The martyrs of the 2Oth century
Bishop Antons Justs of Jelgava, Latvia


In my address I refer to number 28 of the Instrumentum laboris: the word speeds on (cf. 2 Thess 3:1) and descends as a fruitful rain from heaven (cf. Is 55:10-11). In my presentation I would like to speak about the martyrs of the 2Oth century and in particular those in my country Latvia. These are the priests, men and women who died for proclaiming the Word of God.
There follows the story of a priest who was forced to step on the Holy Bible...

Little Dictator's Society


Modern society, without its willing it, is making children become heartless, brainless family riders

Roots may be found in various grounds... I venture to mention some

- having just a few children, willingly,
- being just too busy to take care of children (both parents full time employed), 
- and child self-propelled in education through television and internet. 

Teachers find hard to survive the menace of violence provoked by the poor attitude of many students towards the subjects required to be taught by the General Syllabus.


I admit being totally confussed and feeling just too small for this huge problem:

Where should we start from? 




20th January, Rehabilitation Day



His face dashed. He was outpouring satisfaction left and right. He even waved his hand to the surprised people. He was not transparent any more. He was not a black. He could not stop smiling. It came right from his heart. He entered the Mall and pointed to those nice trousers for the occasion. 
- Yeah! Those ones! I'll try them on...
Clearly, the brand said everything: President...

- I am no more a Black-man. I am BLACK.
And he got swinging through the alleys, a complete brand new day. 

It is a good moment to stop and think. 

All what we are has nothing to do with the way we look or what we have. Even though nowadays many facts seem to tell us otherwise. 

What makes me important is who I am.

So I thought: Well I am also glad, because of my black friend! 

But, What am I?



I am BIG, for I have been bought for a high price (1 Cor. 6:19-20): the whole blood of Christ.


 So, I did not need a pair of President trousers, but I felt like been a son of the Royal Family... a Son of God


And I imagined my shadow swinging along the streets waving at the flabbergasted peddestrians.





The Answered Prayer

Prayer and the economy of salvation.

For all we know, God and his plans are far too complex to hold them within our head, to understand or comprehend them. We could express the same thought as a thinker and a man of God put it once: -"If you want to make God smile, wisper your plans into His ears!".

Bruce Springsteen, Finding His Religion


Finding His Religion
With Devils & Dust Bruce Springsteen rediscovers his Catholic roots

More writen by by Maurice Timothy Reidy on Bruce Springsteen, Finding His Religion

Adjusting Contents to the Audience And Situation



Arranging the speech having your real public in mind    

One Sunday in Northern Minnesota, there was a terrible blizzard blowing. The pastor struggled through deep snow to the little town's church where he found a congregation of one: a farmer in the front pew solemnly chewing gum.

            "Well, farmer," he said "it is a terrible morning and there are only two of us. Shall we call it a day and get back to our firesides?"

            "Well," said the farmer, "dunno. I only know about cattle. If take a load of hay out to the field and only one comes, I still feed him."

Some Peanuts for a snack


An important part of the spreading of the Gospel is the image we leave behind. Whenever we visit, there is an impression hard to forget. I remember a woman who told me once:

- Oh I will never forget Father So-and-so! He was so saintly...! He didn't almost eat...

The problem is that she remarked this fact at lunch...

We leave you with a joke that has to do with the subject. Hope you enjoy the anecdote Some Peanuts for a snack

Mrs Murray (Self-respect and lack of action)


Having a high respect for the opinion of others or total paralysis... 

Some time ago I visited a university residence in a country in the centre of Europe. There were residents from different nationalities. The most remarkable attitude of the "local" residents was that of just being around... Whereas the foreign residents, less attached to the rules and regulations, more mediterranean, were all out organizing dinners, competitions, and getting many friends to come to the residence. It was like a shock. You could meet the experience of two walks of life getting along together: those taken over by the self-respect (in the sense of bashfulness, shyness) and those who paid no attention to what others would say...

Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

Mrs Murray (Self-respect and lack of action)

I believe (Faith, Testimony, Coherence)


Why is it so difficult for us confess that we are believers? Isn't it more insulting to intelligence to admit that the reason of all beauty we admire, of all order in the cells of a body or in the Universe is just mere coincidence: is a fruit of CHANCE???
Let us admit that there are in the conclusion of thoughts about origins of the Universe two possible solutions: either a Creator God or Chance. Which one is your God? But, let us be sincere: let it be a choice with all consequences...


I believe

A Word on Bebo

Don’t let your child come to harm 


If you have a teenage child you have probably heard of Bebo, and seen it in action, looking over your child’s shoulder.

But should you be concerned about it? Why so much media hype about it? Well, how would you feel if your 13-year-old daughter hung around with a group of 20-somethings in the local park every evening?

Would you be concerned, knowing that they talked about intimate things, recalling what they were up to last weekend, discussing how to get around parental control, sharing mobilephone videos? 

Neuhaus last punch


First things Editor: Neuhaus last words (Pro-life)

First Things Editor, Canadian-Born, Intellectual, influential free thinker, who became a Catholic after a long conversion process. Later on, as a Christian, he was a powerful pen, liberal and orthodox. Himself and Novak were the pieces around which all Catholic intellectuals turned to press John Paul II. They forced him to produce the philo-socialist (according to themSollicitudo Rei Socialis. Thus, there came out to life short later Centessimus Annus. That is the main reason why the Communitarian and Anti-Capitalist Catholics ussualy quote Sollicitudo Rei Socialis whereas the Liberal-Capitalist Catholics instead quote more the encyclica Centessimus Annus. Before he became a Catholic priest he was a Lutheran. His life and writtings give witness to his commitment and loyalty. 

Fun to be a Nigerian Boy


Being oneself

Accepting that we are simply ourselves, much in need of God's help is a huge step. Many people flee from this idea and take refuge in Aesthetic Surgery, in alcohol, drugs or everything together which is a sure way to depression.

A prior step to that is deceiving oneself. Immature persons dream with just pretending to be someone else in front of other people.

We offer today the anecdote-example of this later case. 
The present anecdote shows the case of the child-like person who deceives himself pretending to be someone else... There it goes...


Fun to be a Nigerian Boy

Let us uproot pornography from society



We propose a wide pact to Society: Let us uproot pornography from society 

These are some reasons:
Pornography awakes the beast we bear inside: 1. Even the "soft porn" harms anybody. 2. All pornography makes the receptor insensible. 3. Pornography causes addiction. 4. Pornography degrades matrimony. 5. Pornography increases criminal intention in dangerous criminals. 6. Pornography pushes to commit other crimes and enables them.

A Mousetrap Story



A Mousetrap Story
... WITH A MORAL AT THE END.

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. What food might this contain?' The mouse wondered he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning: There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!' The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, 'Mr.Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it.' The mouse turned to the pig and told him, 'There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!'
Continues at
 A Mousetrap Story

Christmas 1914


The war in Europe was only four months old, yet it had already reached a savagery unknown until that time. After the initial success of the German army, the war became a desperate trench struggle with a very high casualty count. The promise of early success seemed like a far away dream. The snow and the cold of 1914 made things even worse, but as the darkness fell on Christmas Eve something happened that would never occur again. 

Christmas 1914 a story of courage, questioning leadership and true Christmas spirit.

Christian testimony of ROCCO BUTTIGLIONE


Christian testimony of ROCCO BUTTIGLIONE on Homosexual Adoption


(Christians, politics, testimony, cohererence)


ROCCO BUTTIGLIONE Was about to become the European Commissioner for Safety, Freedom and Justice of the European Union. He was withdrawn as a candidate for his statements on homosexuality. He said that homosexuals should not adopt. Where are we going to in Europe?




 

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