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I came in this world without being consulted. I see it as a wonderful opportunity to gain the most, with this short time I have always had. This is an English offshoot of a successful Spanish webpage entitled Anecdonet. NOW, PLEASE FOLLOW THE LINK TO GET THE JUICY STORY. That's a part of this hurdle race we are talking about!

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Anecdonet English (AE) was born with the aim of providing tools to explain abstract ideas with basic images. Parables and metaphores are a gift for the minds of people immersed in the whirldwind of technology. Use images to explain complex ideas. Parables, comparisons. Moonlight stories. Short stories with intention. WE'RE GLAD TO RECEIVE YOUR COMMENTS.

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General Ayuba's nonsensical case (Jokes about a stupid man)




15. Say it in English
Humor, Jokes, laughs, short humourous stories about GENERAL AYUBA.

AYUBA bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310.. Now it is 6610'
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AYUBA : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
AYUBA: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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AYUBA: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
AYUBA : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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AYUBA : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
AYUBA : No, I'll also stay with your sister.


And this is just half of it!!! (continue with the fun pressing this link...)

Heaven is worth 10 years in prison. He was forced to step in the Bible!

The Holocaust was a terrible disgrace that killed millions of human beings. We are reminded of this tragedy every now and then by films and documentaries. This must be one of the historical facts all generations are most aware of...

But there are some other holocausts, many times silent. Today we will not refer to the silent death of abortion or infanticides all over the world... Today we will talk about Christian Martyrs of the 20th Century. Specifically about the story of a man of God who refused to step on a Bible in Latvia, during the Soviet regime...

I remember our Latvian priest, Vik-tors, who during the Soviet regime in Latvia was arrested for possessing the Holy Bible. In the eyes of the Soviet agents the Holy Scriptures were an an-tirevolutionary book. The agents threw the Holy Scriptures on the floor and ordered the priest to step on it. The priest refused and instead knelt down and kissed the book. For this gesture the priest was condemned to 10 years of hard labour in Siberia.

Read the whole testimony of the Latvian Bishop (Just a page).

NEVER I WILL ACT AGAINST GOD


NEVER I WILL ACT AGAINST GOD (FORTITUDE, MARTYRS, TESTIMONY, CHRISTIANS)


The martyrs of the 2Oth century
Bishop Antons Justs of Jelgava, Latvia


In my address I refer to number 28 of the Instrumentum laboris: the word speeds on (cf. 2 Thess 3:1) and descends as a fruitful rain from heaven (cf. Is 55:10-11). In my presentation I would like to speak about the martyrs of the 2Oth century and in particular those in my country Latvia. These are the priests, men and women who died for proclaiming the Word of God.
There follows the story of a priest who was forced to step on the Holy Bible...

 

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